Well it caught my attention

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You're not fat. You're beautiful.

It's on the back of a van that delivers parcels and such.

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  1. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    I think Spain may suit me!! I was monte bella in Italy... so spain sounds like it may have me in mind! Guess who!

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    PS who is that chap with Maggie in the photo? I remember her partner called Chris who had stunning black hair!

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  3. AnonymousOctober 2, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    It may not be right for you. For some reason they chose gordo - the male version of fat rather than the female version so you would be looking for estás hermosa

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